Pictures of me out shopping with my new baby last week came as a sharp reminder that you’re never actually quite as slim and pert as you think you are. I had to keep repeating to myself my husband’s mantra – that I am not fat, but I have just had a baby.
And no, I really haven’t had the world’s most extravagant breast augmentation operation. It’s just what happens to a woman’s body when she has her fourth child.
Still, there is no escaping the fact that I am now a full stone heavier than my husband, Brian.